Debbie Wasserman Schultz: The Worst Thing That Could Happen To Jewish Women?

Man, it just keeps getting tougher for the Jews.  First we have Bernie Madoff, the crooked investor who ruined lives and lost billions, while making a specialty out of preying on his own kind.  We have Barack Obama, who volunteers to surrender most of Israel to the folks who want to kill them as a "first step" towards peace. 

And now we have Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla), the new chairwoman of the DNC.  She a high-pitched, nasal, hypocritical know-nothing, who makes her leack of gravitas clear every time she opens her mouth - usually with the volume turned up to 11.  Some of today's(!) gaffes:

The chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) appears to drive a foreign car, despite criticizing Republican presidential candidates for supposedly favoring foreign auto manufacturers.

"If it were up to the candidates for president on the Republican side, we would be driving foreign cars; they would have let the auto industry in America go down the tubes," she said at a breakfast for reporters organized by The Christian Science Monitor.

But according to Florida motor vehicle records, the Wasserman Schultz household owns a 2010 Infiniti FX35, a Japanese car whose parent company is Nissan, another Japanese company. The car appears to be hers, since its license plate includes her initials.

Stupid?  Wait, it gets worse:

In an emotional assault on the Republicans, new Democratic Party Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Shultz today called the GOP agenda "anti-women" and "a war on women" that will backfire on Republicans in the 2012 election and provide a cushion for President Obama's re-election bid.

"It's just so hard for me to grasp how they could be so anti-women as they are," she said at a breakfast roundtable with reporters.

An emotional assault, indeed.  And Republican women did not like it one bit.  Maybe Debbie's doing a bit of proejction here; after all, the Democrats are the party of rape...

And of course, Debbie is the only one allowed to speak for the Jews.  In fact, no matter how openly her president attempts to destroy Israel, she doesn't even want you to talk about it.  Otherwise, she'll...screech:

Wasserman Schultz said the Democratic Party remains politically the “natural home” for the Jewish community, noting that Obama won 78 percent of the Jewish vote in 2008 despite “dire predictions” he would receive much less.

“I think the Republicans are certainly going to attempt to make it an issue” in the 2012 campaign, she said. “We will address the unfounded characterizations of his record and outright lies,” she added.

In meeting Monday with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Republican and Democratic Jewish groups, Schultz reportedly urged both parties not the politicize Israel in the 2012 election -– comments that drew an accusation from some Republicans that she was proposing a “gag order.”

“What I think is unfortunate is… that we need to make sure… that Israel never becomes a partisan issue,” Schultz said today. “When it comes to Israel we need to erase the ire.”

By marching them into the sea, I suppose. Well, Debbie - like many American Jews - has chosen the religion of liberalism over the religion of Judaism. Good for her, I suppose, but doesn't that discredit her as a self-appointed national director of Jewish political alliances?

The media will love Debbie, because she is a human sound-bite machine, saying all the things they secretly believe about Republicans. So she'll get plenty of airtime, and her Jewish heritage will be pointed to quite often as she pontificates on Israel.

I feel for the single Jewish women out there. Once a guy hears your surname, sees the twinkle of your Star of David, or sees you drive up in Daddy's BMW, he's going to think of Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and her emotional outbursts, her intellectual depravity, and her tendency to screech in outrage. And he'll run, run for the hills, before you hit his wallet and steal his health insurance.

And this may just as well equally apply to Jewish boys, FYI...

Sorry, ladies. Next time you're wondering why you can't get a date, thank the older generation for enslaving themselves to the Democratic party.

And incidentally - if this were, say, Sarah Palin who was the author of all the chaos above, what word would you they be using to describe her?